April 28 2003  Monday Issue: Poetry, Clinton and GOP Clowns

 

 

 

Saddam Ate His Weapons of Mass Destruction. The American Press Ate the Story. That's the Real Story.


A BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY
by YT Cai

The plausibility meter is again going haywire. This notion that Saddam Hussein hurriedly disposed of his weapons of mass destruction just before the U.K. and U.S. invasion is preposterous.
 
Military team turns up negative results in WMD tests
CNN International - 4-28-03
BAI'JI, Iraq (CNN) -- A senior military team that tested material found in northern Iraq first indicating the presence of chemical weapons has now turned up ... 		N. Korea Not Discussing Nukes with South
Rapid City Journal, SD - 4-28-03
... proposal, but South Korea's JoongAng Ilbo newspaper, quoting unidentified diplomatic sources, reported Monday that North Korea proposed to give up its nuclear ...

 

 Zelda Morgan - ALL HAT NO CATTLE WAR CORRESPONDENT  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ode to Fascists

 

 

"My angel can beat up your angel." - Anita Beer's bumper sticker.
 

 

ODE TO FASCISTS    Zelda Morgan's Latest Column

 

 

 

Email Zelda at zeldamorgan@yahoo.com

 

Hillary Clinton's Memoirs to Hit Stores - ABC News
 

The 576-page book, entitled "Living History," is scheduled for release June 9. An audio version, read by Clinton, will be released the same day.
 

EMAIL:  Michele

SUBJECT: All Hat No Cattle

surely you already know this tune by randy newman, but just in case....


Big Hat, No Cattle

Since I was a child
I've tried to be what I'm not
I've lied and I've enjoyed it all my life
I lied to my dear mother
to my sisters and my brother
and now I'm lying to my children and my wife
Big Hat, no cattle
Big head, no brain
Big snake, no rattle
I forever remain
big hat, no cattle
I knew from the start
Big boat, no paddle
Big belly, no heart

Can't remember why I do it,
Oh, maybe I can.
An honest man these days is hard to find.
I only know we're living in an unforgiving land.
And a little lie can buy some real big piece of mind.

Oftimes I wondered what might I have become,
Had I but buckled down and really tried.
But when it came down to the wire
I called my family to my side
Stood up straight, threw my head back and I lied, lied,lied

Big hat, no cattle
Big shoes, well you know...
Big horse, no saddle
He goes wherever I go

Big hat, no cattle
Right from the start
Big guns, no battle
Big belly, no heart

When it came down to the wire
I called my little family to my side
Stood up straight, threw my head back and I lied, lied,lied
lied, lied, lied

Big hat, no cattle
Big head, no brain
Big snake, no rattle
I forever remain
Big hat, no cattle
I knew from the start
Big boat, no paddle
Big belly, no heart
Big boat, no paddle
Big belly, no heart

Thanks for the reminder Michele. 

Spoof French paper reports U.S. invasion
4-28-03
As France wonders how Washington might punish it for opposing the war in Iraq, a spoof Paris newspaper has let its imagination run wild and reported a U.S.-led invasion to topple President Jacques Chirac.
 

"Please replace these microphones, they are way too phallic looking." -SEN. RICK SANTORUM (R-HOMOPHOBIC DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS)

 "Sen. Rick Santorum is causing a lot of controversy this week with remarks he made about gays. He said, 'I have no problem with homosexuals, I have a problem with homosexual acts.' Well maybe he's doing it wrong." —Jay Leno

 

 

 

 

 

Betty from Bible Belt, Kentucky takes on Rick Santorum

 

click here

 

 

 

 Yo, Hat, I got your cattle.

 

cya

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